QUOTE(ChiefMKT @ Dec 32 B.C. 649, 1:45 AM) 

Australians don't celebrate Christmas.
Well there's you're problem, this is Krakenmas we're talking about.
This year Tentaclaus brought me:
- A Hoodie that fits alright
 - A Fuzzy Sweater
 - A thermal undershirt
 - A Moleskin Notebook
 - A book about being decisive (?)
 - A watch
 
Just bought myself a lot of longboarding stuff since this winter seems to be unseasonably warm