I only got three submissions.
So they win because they SUBMITTED.
Since there's no voting this week, they win in order of submission. (And quality, I suppose, though it's a little arguable.)
First Place
 by Seans
Thank you for submitting, Seans.
Second Place
 by P.P.A.
Thank you for submitting, P.P.A.
Third Place
 by Leyvuir
It's nice to see you submitting again, Leyvuir, though so far you've only done so when you can poke fun at Ledah.
As for the rest of you, I'm disappointed.
I hope next week's turnout will be better.